January 12, 2017

It was the worst day of the trip – time to go home. Magical Express was picking us up around 11am, so we finished packing up and headed over to the main building by 10am. We decided to grab some food at the Artist’s Palette – the quick service location. I like the ceiling in there a lot, it’s very cute.

We had time, so Luke sat and enjoyed his food. We said our goodbyes to Walt Disney World, got on the Tragical Express and headed home to Canada.

I just realized I didn’t really take any pictures of our room, other than a detail shot of the little thing that laid across the bottom of the bed – I have no idea what it’s actually called, but I loved it! It was so subtly Disney – you don’t even notice the Fox and the Hound at first glance!

We also had a nice view from our balcony (which we never really used…)

Next: Final Thoughts

The 5th WDW Park That Totally Is Not Happening At All

Walt Disney World is 43 square miles. That’s roughly the size of Montreal (San Francisco if you’d prefer to translate that to American). That includes 34 hotels (Including all variations of Value, Moderate, Deluxe, Deluxe Villas, Shades of Green, the 4 Seasons & the Swolphin), 4 theme parks, some golf courses, a mini golf course, a doggy daycare, a random McDonalds from when they had a partnership before people cared about trans fats, Disney Springs, 2 water parks, fire hall, police station, water treatment plant I had the pleasure of running past once and a whole bunch of other empty land.

A super common conversation among Dis-nerds is what would Disney do if they opened a 5th gate in Florida? They’ve got the space? Where’s my 5th park?

The logical argument is for either a Star Wars Park (feasible) or a Marvel one (impossible because of the Marvel deal with Universal that pre-dates the Disney acquisition).

As much as it would be sweet to have a park exclusively dedicated to the villainous Icelandic hockey team from Mighty Ducks 2 – it’s best to drop the ridiculous cloud talk and recognize there really is only 1 option.

I know we just got Toy Story Land, and there’s already Nemo, Monsters Inc and eventually a Ratatouille atraction- but a pure Pixar Park would be stellar. Pixar has created so many worlds that would be amazing to see come to life. So here’s my proposal:

  • To start – move what’s left of A Bug’s Land from California Adventure. I’m talking Heimlich’s Chew Chew Train, Francis’ Ladybug Boogie, Tuck & Roll’s Drive’em Buggies, the splash pad, the accoutrements and even the churro stand that sells ants on a log for the kiddos.
  • Next,  move over the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor and free up valuable space in Tomorrowland. Bring That Guy to the new park too.
  • Same for Turtle Talk with Crush
  • Replicate Incredicoaster, plus the midway games of Pixar Pier, Bing Bong’s Candy Shop, Lamplight Lounge cause it seems to be a hit and most importantly bring The Adorable Snowman to the East Coast so both coasts can enjoy a Lemon Dole Whip
  • Radiator. Springs. Racers.
  • All of Radiator Springs, really.
  • You can’t not have some new innovations, so create a Midway Mania style archery ride with Merida.
  • Bring the Land of the Dead from Coco to life. Maybe throw in Abuelita’s restaurant (with a mariachi and a NO MUSIC! section)
  • Create something new with the WALL-E/Up IPs. Imagine a Paradise Falls or a Buy N Large! Or a flying house ride? Sell some Kevin stuffies.
  • They already have meet and greets with Joy, Sadness, Dug, Russell – that could move over.
  • Have a Remy’s or Linguini restaurant. 2 credits on the Disney Dining Plan, naturally. And Woody’s Lunch Box. Quick Serve obvs.
  • Some kind of Marine Life Institute. Even if it’s not Monterrey Bay, California.
  • The Monsters University Mess Hall.
  • Somewhere to screen The Good Dinosaur because it’s better than people give it credit for. IT’S ABOUT HAVING A PET AND THE LOVE THE TWO OF YOU SHARE YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!!!
  • Something cool with Inside Out. I’m no imagineer. They can figure this out. Okay… FINE! Maybe a 5 track ride where you don’t know whether your trip will involve joy, Sadness, Disgust, Fear or Anger as your Jungle Cruise-esque virtual skipper? Get a water dark ride so there’s some bromine presence here too.

I know there’s a lot of redundancy in this crazy hypothetical but in this day & age, creating a brand new park from scratch with all new rides just isn’t feasible. When Pandora is north of $1 billion, an entire park would be what? North of $10 billion?

It’s a stretch but it wouldn’t be impossible. Plus – I want some kind of meet and greet with Gerald. I like his moxie.

Get after it Iger. Feel free to hire me on as a consultant. I’m willing to consider it….

3rd Rate Ways to Enjoy Disney When You’re Not At Disney

Outside of being a resident of either of the Orange Counties, it’s not likely you get to a Disney Park as much as you’d like. At least if you’re reading this. Fret not if you’re not a Kissimmee/Santa Ana local, cause here are some half-assed options for those looking to indulge in their Dis-ness day-to-day.

  • Sink your teeth into to a chain restaurant. Landry’s just set up their first location in our town. A Bubba Gump. Go end enjoy something deep fried (or likely microwaved) to perfection. If that catches on, we could get a Rainforest Cafe or a House of Blues or Yak & Yeti. The more standardized fare you feast on the better the chances I get an Earl of Sandwich in my town. It begins with Buffalo Chicken wraps.
  • Try to recreate your favourite menu item at home. You can find a bunch of recipes at AllEars. I’ve tried to cook up the Le Cellier Canadian Cheddar Cheese Soup, as well as Chef Art Smith’s Homecomin‘ Chocolate Pecan Pie… with mixed results. It was fun though. I’ll figure out how to make a proper roux someday….
  • Dole Whip can be found if you know where to look. There a frogurt place at the giant tourist mall in our city that makes a pretty mean vegan non-dairy pineapple powder and coconut milk dessert product. I’m told Nando’s and Menchie’s have it on occasion too. And speaking of Dole Whip…
  • The Exhibition/County Fair/Whatever it’s called. I’m sure there’s a standard big midway with carnival rides that hits up your town at a certain point every year. Probably during the 3-14 day period where you’re most likely to get thundershowers. Well in our city they at least bring a dole whip facsimile. And a carousel is a carousel – whether you’re at the Magic Kingdom or a makeshift fairgrounds in a parking lot you wouldn’t stand in for long periods of time had their not been circumspect rides set up there. That said – they’ve got some kind of Mad Tea Party spinning ride to tie you over. Like pixie dust methadone. There’ll be some kind of Flame Tree Barbecue place where you can pay way too much for ribs. A Crazy Mouse coaster like Tricera Top Spin/Goofy’s Sky School. Plus, instead of someone in a costume dressed like Pluto – there’s a drug sniffing dog helping a kind peace officer arrest someone outside the main entrance attempting to enter the fair to sell cocaine who looks like the type of guy who’d come to the fairgrounds to try and move the white pony who also needs a shower.
  • Practice waiting in lines. Go renew your drivers license.
  • Go to the Disney Store in your city’d good mall(s) and buy something that costs way too much.
  • Go to Hot Topic in those same malls and buy something that looks super cool, but has lower overall craftsmanship.
  • Watch Moana on Netflix for the umpteenth time.
  • Actually watch a DVD because stupid Netflix took Tangled off like some damned fools.
  • Go to the movie theatre and think “oh hey, a bottle of Coca-Cola for $5 is a pretty good deal, eh?”
  • Hitchhike to Atlanta Braves baseball spring training?
  • Make a mad decent Disney Playlist on Spotify or Apple Music or Tidal (hahaha yeah right Tidal).
  • Buy some bromine, mix it in water, smell bromine water – take a nostalgic journey through scent. BTW: Rob Plays has a great video on why Disney Water smells different. I’ve seen Etsy shops where you can buy candles that smell like specific Disney park scents but who can afford international shipping?
  • Check out the funny t-shirts on Teepublic.
  • Just mail Disney $80/month.
  • Plan your Halloween costume. This year, I’m going as the most evil Pixar villain of them all. Circumstance from Inside Out.
  • Revisit your old imaginary pal Bing Bong while you’re at it.
  • Use a Brita Water Bottle. It’s as if you’re removing the musty swampy taste of Florida tap water – except it’s your local good tap water still filtered.
  • Reuse an old resort mug for coffee, then add Bailey’s, then take the bus to a large big box mall and pretend it’s Disney Springs, then re-evaluate your life choices.
  • Go to a Starbucks (just like in the park!) and tell the Barista your name is Fix It Felix. Enjoy when your cup says Phelixx.
  • Find a good beer store. Get a Schofferhofer. Even though that’s not a good beer. Dang it’s tasty though. Chase that radler with 710 mL of La Fin du Monde and get messed up.
  • Go to one of your friend’s toddler’s birthday parties and remind yourself of what it’s like at ~3 pm after the kids have binged on sugar and are experiencing sensory overload.
  • Practice your washboard skills so you can really crush it next time you go to Hoop Dee Doo.
  • Go to see Fireworks in your home down and go “meh”.
  • Plan another Disney trip.
  • Plan the trip after that trip.
  • Write a blog post about what to do when you’re not at Disney
  • End that post abruptly without a fitting conclusion.

January 11, 2017 – Part Three

There was a short posted wait time for Mad Tea Party – and you can’t go to Magic Kingdom and NOT ride the teacups!

We decided to continue our relaxing day, and headed over to the Carousel of Progress to see the Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow…

We found a Photopass Photographer by the side of the castle, so we decided to stop for some more pictures

 

We then headed back into Fantasyland to use a Fastpass we had grabbed to meet some princesses! The other side didn’t have too long of a wait, so we decided to meet all four of them!

I find Cinderella to be an incredibly boring princess, much too prim and proper to be entertaining. We didn’t spend much time with her, just said hello, she commented on our Just Engaged buttons, we took a few pictures and that was about it.

       *more unexpected Photopass pictures haha*

So, we had no idea who Elena of Avalor was, but she was probably our favourite princess we met that day – she was very bubbly and adorable. I wish I could remember our conversation with her, but of course I’m writing this a year and a half after it happened… I love these pictures of Elena and Luke though  <3

This Magicshot was clearly meant for Cinderella, not Elena – and I find most of these things weird… but here you go!

We then headed to the other side of Princess Hall – to meet Tiana and Rapunzel! Both were great, and really excited to learn we had just got engaged the day before.

By the time we finished meeting the princesses, I felt like a snack, so I grabbed a churro. This was actually the first one I’ve ever had in Florida – and it was kind of gross. It had clearly been sitting under a heat lamp for a little bit too long – the ones I’ve had at Disneyland have always been hot and fresh. I was disappointed, but I still ate it.

We wandered around a bit, I think we went to see Enchanted Tales with Belle (but I have no pictures to prove this, so you’ll just have to believe me…), before jumping in line for The Little Mermaid ride – where I was once again handed a red card! Twice in one day!

We caught the train over by The Barnstormer, and rode it all the way around to Frontierland.

We had never been on Splash Mountain in the dark, and the wait time was basically non-existent so it was a great time to try it out! We came oh-so-close to have a boat to ourselves! Maybe one day…

It was getting close to time for Wishes, so we decided to watch from the bridge in Frontierland. It’s not the best viewing location, but we could see the fireworks and it wasn’t crowded at all.

There were Extra Magic Hours this night, so we did not join the rush of people leaving the park after the fireworks. Luke realized he hadn’t ate since lunch, and decided it was time for him to have a snack. He decided to grab one of his favourites, a Dole Whip Float.

He enjoyed it, as always. We sat for a few minutes while he ate it, and we realized we didn’t have many things we wanted to accomplish during Extra Magic Hours, that we would just go on rides with short wait times. We walked over and The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh was a walk-on so we hopped in a honey pot and went to visit the 100-Acre Wood. We then headed over to Tomorrowland for our final ride of our trip – Buzz Lightyear.

After Luke beat me yet again on Buzz, we decided to say goodbye to the parks for this trip and headed out to the bus stop. We headed back to Saratoga Springs, and finished packing up. We ate some of the snacks/leftovers we had in the room – we realized we had forgot to eat supper haha. Whoops?! After shoving some food in, we crashed pretty quickly – we had a relaxing day, but it was still a long day.

MK Rides Ranked (From Best to Tomorrowland Speedway) LJ

  1. The Haunted Mansion (To me, this ride is the epitome of Disney imagineering. I notice something new every time. From the superb queue to the stretching room – this has more fluid storytelling than the DL version and so many neat details. And no jump scares. Just excellent special effects.)
  2. Splash Mountain (Fluid storytelling. Literally.)
  3. Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (The wildest ride in the wilderness I’m told. The best seats are in the back. The 2nd best seats = every other seat.)
  4. Space Mountain (It’s a mountain. In space.)
  5. 7 Dwarfs Mine Train (smooth children’s roller coaster that’s worth waiting 25 minutes for even though that’s impossible)
  6. The Jungle Cruise (The skipper asks you where you’re from and you’ll say Winnipeg and they’ll say “I’m sorry” so you say “WINNIPEG!!!” and then they say “No I heard you before… I’m just sorry.” – it’s a collection of groan-worthy puns and corny dad jokes that vary in tone and style based on the skipper you get. Amazing how they elevate a ride with dated animatronics with personality. Let it happen and enjoy the ride.)
  7. The Peoplemover (If you can’t trust The Tomorrowland Transit Authority for an amazing time, who can you trust?)
  8. Buzz Lightyear (I got 900-something thousand once and was super choked I wasn’t able to get to a million and collect my Galactic Hero sticker like a grown-up.)
  9. Pirates of the Caribbean (40% of a really great ride.)
  10. Peter Pan’s Flight (a slow loading ride with low capacity that’s okay for black lights and a painted Pan that accumulates a long wait that that people gravitate toward because the wait time is long so it must be good, right?)
  11. Mad Tea Party (Teacups. And they spin in circles!)
  12. Dumbo the Flying Elephant (It goes in circles! Just try to forget how awful Dumbo’s life is.)
  13. Prince Charming Regal Carousel (It goes in circles! It’s horses! It’s… got a perpetual 5 minute wait time tho.)
  14. Under the Sea ~ Journey of the Little Mermaid (I’m gonna be straight with you. This should probably be like… 11… but who’s gonna copy/paste fix on a laptop with the stupid giant square thumb mouse thing for a Cliff Notes version of the Little Mermaid story told by robots. It is fun to be an adult male belting out Under the Sea along with machine Sebastian)
  15. The Magic Carpets of Aladdin (It goes in circles! But it’s a carpet ride instead of an elephant ride so it’s obviously inferior.) 
  16. Astro Orbiter (It goes in circles! But you have to take an elevator first eff that noise.)
  17. The Barnstormer (I actually haven’t ridden this. So this tells you where we’re getting quality-wise.)
  18. Walt Disney World Railroad (It’s a train! It’s a ride! It’s… an excuse to not have to walk to other sections of the park!)
  19. Liberty Square Riverboat (It goes in circles! Along with a whackload of people! Plus some barely audible tinny speakers! Annnnnnnnnndd some slight casual racism that I didn’t bring up in numbers 2 & 6…)
  20. Starbucks (Like the security line, but you can get a decent coffee and a $17 You Are Here mug at the end of it.)
  21. Waiting on a park bench and imagining Radiator Springs Racers is in Florida (Also works for Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout, Indiana Jones, California Screamin’ or Heimlich’s Chew Chew Train)
  22. The Security Line (Necessary, but annoying when you’ve got a pocket full of GD pennies.)
  23. Stealing an ECV and riding it into the Enchanted Tiki Room
  24. the ghost of Stitch’s Great Escape (kinda, maybe, I dunno…)
  25. it’s a small world (it’s all downhill after seeing the mountie 7 seconds into the ride.)
  26. Not going on a ride at all
  27. Having vertigo
  28. Making a post on some online forum about the Hall of Presidents and having  to deal with an enormous amount of anonymous people arguing over politics with +/- 3 “your an idiot”s.)
  29. Taking a really messy dump and wiping with the most lackluster 1-ply you can find. Most magical place on earth my literal ass!)
  30. Oh oh oh I just remembered I wanted to mention taking the MK Monorail to the TTC then transferring either to Epcot to go on Soarin’ or if it’s after 4 pm going to the Polynesian to get a Dark & Stormy at Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto – so uh, choose whatever’s funnier?)
  31.  The Moana ride that doesn’t exist (but needs to exist)
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  33.  The boat to Wilderness Lodge – a really underrated resort – featuring Whispering Canyon Cafe.
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  37. The Race to the FuelRod machine because your phone battery is at 3%
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  42. Watching a video ride-thru of the Tron coaster to get ready for when that’s finished in Magic Kingdom in like 5 years
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  46.  Hurrying to get a spot in front of the castle 4 hours before Happily Ever After starts even though you really don’t need to be THAT early.
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  53. Spending $25 + tip on a Minnie Van (BTW – these are actually great)
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  57. Ugh fine… the Tomorrowland Speedway (Look – I get it. This is a ride for children. It’s cool for them because they get to drive a car and after pick up a license and feel proud of themselves. But I’ve been driving a car for 20 years and it never stinks like the rotten lawnmowers with 0 handling of this ride.  It sucks. If you don’t have kids and you want to do this… why?)

10 Reasons to go to WDW (That Are a Total Reach)

  1. Where else are you going to experience an animatronic bear jamboree?
  2. Gotta see that new roller-coaster. It’s much different than the other 6 that are already there.
  3. The Dole Whip there is better than the exact same stuff they have at the frogurt shop at the mall.
  4. Because the buses are like, free.
  5. Fact finding mission to learn if Goofy and Pluto are both canines somehow.
  6. TO FIGURE OUT THE COMPLEX, DYSTOPIAN PLOT AND  NEXT LEVEL STORYTELLING OF THE ASTRO ORBITER .
  7. To drink around the World Showcase and enjoy a cocktail in the imaginary country of Canada.
  8. I hear there’s some Star Wars stuff at Hollywood Studios and I want Attack of the Clones “toothpick holders”.
  9. Tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room withdrawl.
  10. Because y’all just got back from Disneyland.

Honourary mention to the paper straws at Animal Kingdom

January 11, 2017 – Part Two

After meeting the four characters in the Circus tent, we went to check out the merchandise for sale in there. We decided to pick up a pink ear hat and have it embroidered with the name of our 3 year old neighbour as a gift for her.

From there, we made our way over to the most thrilling ride in the Magic Kingdom – the Tomorrowland Transit Authority Peoplemover!

When we walked back into the Hub, we noticed a meet and greet for a character we’d never met before, so we headed over and got into line. There was only a few people in front of us, so it wasn’t long before we were introducing ourselves to Mary Poppins (don’t tell her I’ve never watched her movie…)!

We started making our way down Main Street to leave the park, but we took our time, browsing in the shops as we went. I found a super cute Chip and Dale shirt – which I made Luke buy me since he had forgot my wallet in the room haha.

We made our way out of the park, and headed over to the boat dock. We only had to wait a few minutes before a boat arrived to take us to the Wilderness Lodge. It was our first time visiting that resort, and our first time taking one of the Magic Kingdom boats. It’s such a nice relaxing way to travel.

We were a little early, but we checked in anyway for our reservation at Whispering Canyon Cafe. You can read the review by clicking on the link.

Once we finished eating, I decided I wanted to change into my new shirt, so I ran to the bathroom to do a quick change and put my hair into a braid. We then caught the boat back over to the Magic Kingdom.

We stopped for a few pictures by the train station – something which is a lot less crowded in the middle of the afternoon. The photographer tried to make us do some weird, awkward poses, and it looks like Luke is about to lift me up into some kind of cheerleading pose in the last one…

 

We decided to go meet Tinkerbell, something we’d never done there – but when we saw a posted wait time of 5 minutes we figured it was the perfect time. I was finally awarded the honour of being the chosen one, and handed a red card as we entered the line – I was way too excited about that.

The posted wait time was inaccurate haha – we literally walked in to meet her, she was just saying goodbye to a family. So our wait was actually more like 15.8 seconds (and no, I did not actually time that).

Tinkerbell was really cute, and a lot of fun.

I can’t believe I’m going to share this picture – anyone who has used Memory Maker on a WDW trip has some…unfortunate photos taken of them haha. The photographer’s tend to take pictures right before you meet the character, but most of the time I don’t even realize they’re doing it… this was one of those times. I figure everyone can use a good laugh – so enjoy my extra chins and mostly-closed eyes and stupid grin hahahaha – thanks Disney Photopass Photographer at Tinkerbell….

We headed up Main Street and went to ride Haunted Mansion again. It’s been so long since this trip actually happened, but I assume we had grabbed a Fastpass for it (or it just had a really short posted wait time?).

We then headed back into Fantasyland, where we stopped for another new to us thing – pictures with the Sword in the Stone! Not surprisingly, neither one of us pulled it out.

Next: Part Three

Happiest Place On (B)Earth-Day

July 17, 1955 – Disneyland is born to a world still able to be impressed by a carousel. Today – DL turns 63. It’s okay if you haven’t got it a birthday present yet. Here’s a handy dandy list of gifts you could give to a theme park that got 18,200,000 visitors in 2015 according to haphazard Google search:

  • A separate entrance for annual passholders/activated tickets
  • Since 63 = 21 three times – 3 cocktails at Trader Sam’s. An Uh-Oa!, Krakatoa Punch and a Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Rum. 1 with the souvenir mug if you’re lucky enough to get there when they actually have them on hand.
  • A Nerf body-suit to deal with Matterhorn related whiplash
  • Additional stroller parking (etiquette sold separately)
  • Better menu items for Blue Bayou
  • Jumping ahead 4 spots on the Club 33 waitlist (admittance in 9.875 years now)
  • a 2ND SONG FOR it’s a small world ALREADY!!!
  • 1 more happy haunt
  • part ownership of the Anaheim Mighty Ducks again
  • A parking garage paid for by the city with rent of like, 3 bucks a year. If they don’t have this already.
  • An Earl of Sandwich. They could use one.
  • A proper Joffrey’s stand for people too impatient to wait at Starbucks for a coffee.
  • A Dole Whip with dark rum from the Disneyland Hotel we snuck into the park somehow.
  • Something to suck the gas stink out of the air around Autopia.
  • In-park pizza that’s really good.
  • Extra space for A Bug’s Land #saveHeimlich
  • A 7th song for Mission Breakout. I’m feeling something by Foghat.
  • Take them across the street for an $11.99 buffet from Captain Kidd’s
  • Wait times for Peter Pan’s Flight under 25 minutes.
  • A purple wall
  • Mobility devices that’re just AT-ATs
  • Fresh paint for Toontown
  • Utilidoors a la Magic Kingdom so cast members can get to their lands unseen. I can’t imagine there’d be any challenges installing tunnels underground in California…
  • A fastpass for Pirates that somehow people won’t piss and moan over.
  • An actual ending for Snow White’s Scary adventure
  • Just mail it in and give a gift card

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ If all else fails – just send as much money as you possibly can.

 

Happy 63rd birthday Disneyland. You’re the best US park. I stand by that.

Narcoossee’s Brunch – December 31, 2017

We had a lengthy wish list of dining options we wanted to fit into this trip, and one of the fancy brunches were at the top of the list. I was leaning a bit more towards the Brunch at the Top at the California Grill, but on our ADR day we were able to book Narcoossee’s, so that’s the one we were going with. I’m now glad this is the one we did, as it ended up being canceled shortly after this trip. We were both excited for it!

We caught an Uber from Pop Century over to the Grand Floridian, and walked over to Narcoossee’s.

Our reservation was at 11:25, and the restaurant was fairly empty. After we checked in, I had to stand and admire this thing for a few minutes – so impressive!

It only took a few minutes before we were led to our seats, a 4-top right by a window with a great view of Seven Seas Lagoon and Cinderella’s Castle in the background.

The brunch menu at Narccoossee’s was a prix fixe, and included drinks, an appetizer, an entree and a dessert plate.

When our server came to take our order, we both went for a Mimosa, and Luke also asked for French-press coffee (we thought there might be an upcharge for this, but there wasn’t). Our server, Nelson, also came back with glasses of water, lemon slices and Mickey straws for us as well (our server told us the straws were a New Year’s Eve present, so I don’t think they gave these out all the time).

We also had a basket of pastries brought to our table – croissants, cheese danishes and mini citrus muffins.

Accompaniments for the pastries were fresh jam and fancy butter (if I remember correctly, that was hibiscus on top – I call butter with anything added to it “fancy butter”).

I’m not typically a big pastry person – I like white bread but could care less about croissants. That said, if all croissants tasted like that one, I would eat them a lot more frequently! It was so flaky and fresh and buttery (also helped along by me smearing butter all over it haha). I tried the danish, but I’m still not a fan (no complaints from Luke, it meant he got to eat both of them haha). The mini muffins were pretty good, nice and moist and really delicious with that jam.

We could each choose an appetizer, so that was an easy choice for me – I don’t eat seafood of any kind (personal preference, not an allergy), and three of the four options had something from the sea (crab, shrimp and salmon). So, I went for the only other option, the Romaine Salad – tender leaves of romaine, marinated half-dried tomatoes, shaved pecorino Romano, garlicky focaccia croutons and creamy Caesar dressing.

This was pretty good, although fairly standard. Yes, I realize Caesar dressing typically has anchovies in it, but for some reason I’m okay with it.

Luke wanted to try something different, and since he has a mild shellfish allergy he decided salmon would be the safest bet, so he asked for the Salmon Rillette with fine herb Bavarols – served with whole-grain cranberry baguettes. Neither one of us knew exactly what he had just ordered (we are not fancy foodies at all), but what showed up was nothing like we could have imagined.

Luke wasn’t 100% sure how to eat this, so he just started spooning it onto the baguette pieces they provided. Clearly he wasn’t putting it on thick enough, he had a lot of the salmon mixture left once he quickly ran out of bread. He did like it though – although he wishes he had just gone with the Caesar salad as well.

Entree’s were a difficult decision, I really wanted to try multiple. I’ve heard that the servers will sometimes bring you more than one entree at these brunches, but despite my not-so-subtle hints at that, our server never mentioned that as an option so we decided on one each.

Luke opted for the Chicken and Waffles – crispy fried boneless breast and thigh with creamy collard greens on a waffle with maple-bacon bourbon jam, house-made apple butter and candied walnut crumble.

The syrup came in a separate little dish to pour on yourself

This sounded amazing, and was one of the front runners for my top choice of entree, but it really wasn’t that great. Luke described it as McNuggets on an okay waffle. He didn’t hate it, but he really regrets not getting the other entree he was eyeing up – the Swordfish. He felt that the Chicken and Waffles was not worth the price we paid for this meal – but he blames himself for choosing the safe and comfortable option over being a little more adventurous. 

I went for the Steak and Eggs – black angus hanger steak, two cage free brown eggs any style, marble potato home fries and truffle aioli.

This was a winner (although the plating left a bit to be desired)! I don’t eat eggs very often, they can sometimes be a trigger food that aggravates my Crohn’s disease, so while ordering I let Luke decide on those (he kept it simple and asked for scrambled). I did steal a little bite of them, and they were ok… I’m actually weird and when I do eat them, I like my scrambled eggs really browned up (basically burnt by egg standards haha). Those potatoes though, oh man. Incredible. I probably could have made an entire meal just out of those! The truffle aioli on top of them was fantastic, I didn’t want to share any with Luke (but of course I did since he was a bit disappointed in his meal).

The steak, while not the fanciest cut, was perfectly cooked well done as requested. I really enjoyed it! I know – I’m about to hear all the boo’s from you rare-medium steak people – I just can’t do it. If there’s so much as a speck of blood on my plate, I’m done. I prefer my steak to no longer be mooing…

The dessert was a Trio of Desserts – Valencia blood orange bar, triple chocolate cake and lemon blueberry timbale. I believe they only brought us one plate of these for the two of us to share – I’m not sure if that’s standard, but I’m sure we could have asked for a second one. However, we were both really full by this point, and sharing the three desserts was more than enough. We also didn’t want to take any with us, as we were not heading back to our hotel room for awhile and didn’t feel like carrying them around.

They were all really good! I loved the edible gold on the triple chocolate cake (which didn’t actually have any taste, but I just felt so fancy eating it – not hard to tell we don’t eat out at nice places very often haha). The chocolate cake was my favourite of the three desserts, which wasn’t a huge surprise to me. I’m not always a huge lemon or blueberry fan, but this timbale was ok. I honestly have no idea what timbale even is (a common theme with this meal haha) but it was good. I also liked the orange-flavoured one – but I tend to like anything orange.

After we ate, we headed out onto the deck overlooking the water. Such a nice view!

Since it was New Year’s Eve, it was a blackout day for my Tables in Wonderland card. However, I was able to use my annual pass discount, so it was at least something (10% discount). The total cost for both of us came to $132.28 before tip.

This brunch disappeared a few weeks later, which is too bad since I’ve heard the brunch at California Grill has gone downhill a bit. Even if it were still an option, I’m not sure if this would be something I’d do every single time (there are other meals/experiences I enjoyed more on this trip), but I’m really glad we did this at least once. We both definitely felt like I made the better decisions when it came to the menu, but Luke didn’t hate the three or four mimosas he had haha (they were bottomless!).

TIW – black out day

Predicted food budget: $2631.67                                                                             Estimated Cost of this meal: $146.97                                                                     Actual Cost: $132.38                                                                               Over/Under: Under by $14.59                                                                   Remaining: $2447.37

Next meal: Homecomin’

Ways Canucks Can Save Bucks (Cause Disney Needs Moar $$)

It’s no secret that a Walt Disney World/Disneyland vacation can be pricey. Unless you weren’t aware of that? Cause it is. But really… common sense should have told you Disney Parks are expensive. Although common sense should also have led you to roll your eyes at my super cliched topic sentence. Anyway, I digress….

So you’re planning on going to Anaheim/Orlando and you live north of the 49th parallel or in Ontario or Quebec (bonjour!) or the Maritimes or Happy Valley Goose Bay, Labrador. That’s great! Assuming you’re independently wealthy. 

But if you’re a regular middle class schmo or a better than average upper middle class Joseph III or a lower middle clasHAHA AS IF THEY CAN AFFORD IT!!! *clears throat* – the point is you gotta save up a bit.

So here are some tips for my fellow Canadians on how to save to go to Disney Word because ordering a Starbucks You Are Here Hollywood Studios mug on the internet for like, $80 instead of spending thousands to visit Florida would be silly:

  1. You can pick up Disney gift cards in denominations of $25-$500 at stores with that Gift Card display you head to around Xmas time for more marginal friends. Buy $25 CAD at a time when you’re getting President’s Choice Loads of Ketchup rippled potato chips, or $50 when you’re at Shoppers Drug Mart getting your RX for that banana flavoured penicillin, or even if you want to grab a $500 GC at Walmart when you’re picking up a single 98¢ package of Great Value roast gravy mix – it’s a great way to slowly accumulate money that’s good in Disneyland or Disney World. I bought a bunch of these for my Grooms Crew and they got a better than the bank exchange rate when they used it in the parks.
  2. Set up a US Dollars account with your bank or credit union. We transfer X dollars over every payday. Just so we slowly accumulate money while saying “Ugh, I can’t believe I only got $37.17 for $50 CAD” every week or two.
  3. Pick up pennies when you see them on the ground. Because this is Canada and we haven’t had those since 2013. So if there’s a penny on the ground it’s probably an opportunity to save for Disney. Thanks American pennies on the ground!
  4. Cash in your empties. This is both a joke and something I totally do. What better way to encourage crushing a beer or three after a particularly crushing Friday at work?
  5. Have a birthday. I think we all have that one relative who even though you’re still and adult gives you 20 bucks on your birthday. Thanks Uncle Victor!
  6. Go on Facebook, change your birthday to April 1, laugh at the extra wishes you get on your wall, then score another $20 bill from Uncle Vics.
  7. Pass Go, collect $200. 
  8. I set it so whenever I use Interac Direct Payment a dollar is transferred to my savings account.
  9. Just don’t go out. This helps if you’re introverted like me and don’t like being around people more than you absolutely have to. Don’t ask how I can say this, yet blog about going to theme parks that attract millions of visitors annually.  The mental gymnastics I use to justify this will lead to someone spraining an ankle.
  10. Just stop buying shit you don’t need. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And there you have it. 10 ways to $ave for Disneyland or Disney World if you are Canadian. I was going to add bring your own lunch to work instead of going out to eat but a top 11 list would be absurd. 

 

P.S. if you want to just give me money to go to Disneyland – I’m more likely than not willing to accept it.