Disney Shower Thoughts

  • Mr. Incredible’s alter-ego has a last name of Parr. Par = being average at golf.
  • Eugene Fitzherbert must have severe post-concussion syndrome
  • Anton Ego says “I don’t like food… I love it. If I don’t love what I’m tasting I spit it out!” I feel the same way about songs that aren’t Tomatoa’s “Shiny”
  • Gerald is my spirit animal
  • Anna is the best princess. Merida is the most underrated princess. The worst princess?  I dunno. But Snow White is definitely the wurst princess.
  • I relate way too much to the barcode over Mike Wazowski’s eye gag
  • Sure, the parks could use a proper Pizza Planet. But I’d settle just for somewhere with decent pizza in the first place
  • WALL-E is the story of the last robot of its kind left behind on a ruined planet that’s broken beyond repair, yet tries with complete futility to clean it up every day. Over hundreds of years he’s evolved to yearning for companionship and love. And the tale is often wasted on people who don’t get that.
  • Cars is better than it gets credit for. Cars 3 is as okay as it gets credit for. We don’t talk about Cars 2.
  • Moana is also the best princess. Along with Leia, Suri and Rapunzel.
  • I am Groot.
  • Try and name 5 Disney movies where both parents are still alive at the end. While you’re trying to come up with Inside Out, Peter Pan, 101 Dalmations, Moana & Tangled I’ll be busy STEALING YO GIRL!!!!!
  • If you have a pet, you know that The Good Dinosaur doesn’t get the love it deserves. Unless you have a solitary asshole cat. Then maybe try Lady & the Tramp (all parents alive at the end too btw) and cheer for the Siamese cats.
  • Epcot needs a Wakanda pavilion.
  • Yo, where’s my Sugar Rush ride? Excluding all the glucose fueled snacks pretty much everywhere in every park.
  • I would pay for a fastpass for Trader Sam’s Grog Grotto
  • I feel like 30% of the vitriol Last Jedi gets is just pent up anger that wasn’t able to be vented out from The Phantom Menace
  • The Muppets should meet the X-Men. Then go for milkshakes.
  • Paperman, Feast, Piper, Partly Cloudy, Presto. In that order.
  • Remember the first 9 minutes of Up? They wrote the incinerator scene in Toy Story 3.
  • Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme, why are there so many British and American people in guillotine era France?
  • Tiana is also also the best princess
  • 999 happy haunts… but there’s always room for 1 more (as long as Haunted Mansion doesn’t switch to Flight of Passage ride vehicles)
  • Literally nothing good happens in Dumbo except you’re spared from the heartbreak after 64 minutes
  • Sleeping Beauty: Something bad is going to happen to Aurora on her 16th birthday. We know this. But who with a king’s influence, power & resources could protect a single teenager on a very specific day that we are well aware of? Better send her into the woods with some witches who also won’t watch over her on her super sweet 16.
  • I am Groot!
  • It’s called The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh because “The 7.5 Adventures of Winnie The Pooh” lacked pizzazz
  • In Inside Out – the villain is circumstance. Circumstances have got me to this point without refernceing A Bug’s Life
  • For real though – A Bug’s Land should be moved from California Adventure to a corner of Animal Kingdom.
  • The 8th most jealous moment of my life was when my friend Lisa was the rebel spy on StarTours
  • Where’s our Soarin’ movie, pal?
  • And after that – what about a Big Thunder Mountain Railroad move starring The Rock of course.
  • I AM GROOT!!!
  • In Europe, does Nick Wylde call him Flash, Flash, 91-point-4-4 metre dash?