- Where else are you going to experience an animatronic bear jamboree?
- Gotta see that new roller-coaster. It’s much different than the other 6 that are already there.
- The Dole Whip there is better than the exact same stuff they have at the frogurt shop at the mall.
- Because the buses are like, free.
- Fact finding mission to learn if Goofy and Pluto are both canines somehow.
- TO FIGURE OUT THE COMPLEX, DYSTOPIAN PLOT AND NEXT LEVEL STORYTELLING OF THE ASTRO ORBITER .
- To drink around the World Showcase and enjoy a cocktail in the imaginary country of Canada.
- I hear there’s some Star Wars stuff at Hollywood Studios and I want Attack of the Clones “toothpick holders”.
- Tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room withdrawl.
- Because y’all just got back from Disneyland.
Honourary mention to the paper straws at Animal Kingdom