10 Reasons to go to WDW (That Are a Total Reach)

  1. Where else are you going to experience an animatronic bear jamboree?
  2. Gotta see that new roller-coaster. It’s much different than the other 6 that are already there.
  3. The Dole Whip there is better than the exact same stuff they have at the frogurt shop at the mall.
  4. Because the buses are like, free.
  5. Fact finding mission to learn if Goofy and Pluto are both canines somehow.
  6. TO FIGURE OUT THE COMPLEX, DYSTOPIAN PLOT AND  NEXT LEVEL STORYTELLING OF THE ASTRO ORBITER .
  7. To drink around the World Showcase and enjoy a cocktail in the imaginary country of Canada.
  8. I hear there’s some Star Wars stuff at Hollywood Studios and I want Attack of the Clones “toothpick holders”.
  9. Tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room withdrawl.
  10. Because y’all just got back from Disneyland.

Honourary mention to the paper straws at Animal Kingdom