This is the internet. And because of that, it’s almost required to post unpopular opinions as facts. Personally, I love it when people drop hot takes. So I thought I’d hammer out some controversial statements – some WTFs about WDW&DL- because sometimes it’s fun to get stuff off your chest.

So here we go:

• The Disney Dining Plan is a tax on people who can’t do math. It makes no sense unless you’re big on character meals.
• Flight of Passage is great, but if you show up to the park 90 minutes before it opens to rope drop it – YOU STILL WAITED 90 MINUTES WHEN YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SLEEPING YOU FOOL.
• Go ahead. Don’t spend $10/day on Max Pass. I will. And I’ll get double the FastPasses (plus get to feel superior about understanding what my time is worth).
• Mickey pretzels are not good. Mickey Ice Cream Bars only seem good because it is hot in Orlando.
• Germany is the best pavilion.
• Seven Dwarfs Mine Train is worth no more than a 25 minute wait.
• Peter Pan’s Flight is worth even less than that.It’s great that Magic Kingdom is getting more licensed restaurants.
• Lots of things that you remember as being better when you were younger only seem that way because that’s how you remember it.
• Nostalgia is very profitable.
• I’m aware of how weird it is for an adult to love Disney theme parks.
• Get the best service possible at restaurants simply by ordering alcohol.
• Sleeping Beauty is the most forgettable princess.
• Epcot is the worst park for kids and the best park for adults.
• Parades are alright. Waiting over an hour for a parade is insanity.
• The real terrorists are people who don’t stop farting in the standby line.
• the more people you add to a group on a Disney trip, the less enjoyable it becomes.
• The Happiest Place on Earth needs to have at least 2-ply toilet paper.
• Just because it’s expensive, it doesn’t make it ok to be rude to cast members.
• The main villains inside a Disney park are grossly inflated prices and tour groups full of spoiled, rude, not-properly-supervised teens.
• The Muppets are the most underrated IP Disney has in the parks.
• I feel like Beverley is supposed to be a palate cleanser to be sipped in-between the other soda pops at Club Cool but nobody else seems to get that.
• Mission: Space – Orange exists to make people puke and sell more Sprite in the parks because who buys Sprite anyways?
• There should be a 2nd Starbucks at the opposite end of every park. Not because I want Macchiatos. But because it just makes good business sense.
• Trader Sam’s needs a fastpass.
• The credit card bill you receive the month after you get home is the real life equivalent of a Marvel movie’s post-credits scene.

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