Well… maybe not the worst worst. More like the 37th worst.
Cause being sick isn’t worse than having soaking wet socks or getting cancer or the music of 21 Pilots.
Being sick is slightly better than being in line behind someone who’s paying with a cheque in 2019 or blindly loving the next big thing on Netflix.
You can only spit green for so many days before you just want to light your lungs on fire.
I can only name like 6 of the 7 dwarfs but can never remember who I forget. Let’s see Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy and… that guy. Sneezy. Dang. Never would’ve thought Sneezy was the one I wouldn’t remember.
The most hilarious part of being sick is that moment where you think you’re getting better right before you get a coughing fit that ends in a heave.
Buckley’s – it tastes awful, and it works. And that’s okay if you can save an additional 15%.