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Empties – October 2017-February 2018

Sometimes I do this post after three months, sometimes it’s four months – this time it was five. It’s worth noting that Luke and I were away for two weeks during this time for our wedding trip, and we finished off a bunch of hotel samples during that time which I did not keep or photograph. We also had someone staying in our house watching our pets during that time, and I believe a hand soap or two was finished, but I did not ask him to save the empty bottle, I don’t need him thinking I’m crazy haha.

Our basket was fairly full, but I would have expected a bit more from five months. We have finished off quite a few things already in March though, so I think my next post of empties will be a big one.

I still use medicated shampoo every time I wash my hair, and I didn’t keep the empty bottle of that I finished off.

Head & Shoulders Men Shampoo – I didn’t use this, it was Luke’s. It’s something he’s had/used in the past, so he must like it.

Herbal Essences Shampoo – this bottle was huge, and lasted us forever. We had finished off the conditioner with the previous batch of empties.

TGel Shampoo – psorasis shampoo that doesn’t require a prescription – it’s not terrible

American Cream Lush Conditioner – I liked this, and would buy it again

Hotel samples of conditioner – I don’t remember what hotel we got these from, they were fine

Hand soaps:

Bath & Body Works – Snow Kissed Citrus, Vanilla Bean Noel and Raspberry Meringue

Softsoap – Tangerine Treat

Bath Retreat Citrus Bubble Bath – this stuff smelled good and it made bubbles – what more could you ask for?

Colgate Toothpaste – the old faithful of toothpaste, my favourite stuff!

Jergens BB Body Cream – I’m pretty sure we got this free one year at Stars on Ice, and I kept it on my desk at work. It was decent hand cream

Protopic Cream – this is a prescription cream for my psorasis, and it works really well. I use a lot of this stuff.

Neutrogena Sunscreen – meh

Elizabeth Arden mascara – it was fine, it was mascara. Not my favourite one I’ve ever tried, but not my least favourite either.

Overall, we really didn’t finish off a lot during this time frame, but our basket already has 4 or 5 things in it from March.

 

Earl of Sandwich – November 10, 2017

After finishing our 5k, we were both hungry. One of the only places open at that hour was Earl of Sandwich, which is one of Luke’s favourite places. Since it was so early, they were only serving breakfast sandwiches, which sucked since I rarely eat eggs (they bother my stomach), and all of their breakfast options involved eggs. I’m sure I could have asked for a sandwich made without, but I just wasn’t feeling it. I did find some things to eat though 🙂

Bowl of Broccoli Cheddar soup, $3.99.

This is one of my favourite types of soup, and the version Earl’s makes is pretty good. It hit the spot, and made for a perfect breakfast selection.

Of course, no breakfast is complete without a little chocolate, so I also grabbed a Chocolate Pudding, $2.99

This had almost as much whipped cream as it did pudding. This was good, and I convinced myself I deserved it after walking a 5k that morning haha.

Luke actually ordered a breakfast sandwich, and went for the Ham, Egg NCheddar – ham, eggs, cheddar and breakfast sauce served on our artisan bread, $5.29

Luke didn’t love this the way he loves their regular sandwiches. He ate it all, but wasn’t raving about it. There was nothing special about it, and we won’t be going out of our way to eat breakfast here again, we’ll stick to the lunch/supper menu.

Total cost was $13.22 – we had received free bottles of water at the finish line of the 5k, so we didn’t buy drinks at Earl of Sandwich. There was no option for a discount with my annual pass.

Disney’s California Adventure Rides

  • Flik’s Flyers –  a standard kiddie ride that goes in circles and lifts slightly off the ground. One ride vehicle is a Chinese take-out box, which is really adorable
  • Francis’ Ladybug Boogie – sit in a ladybug and spin around (think teacups, but manly ladybugs named Francis instead)
  • Frozen: Live at the Hyperion – an hour long Broadway-caliber stage show
  • Golden Zephyr – standard carnival ride that slowly goes in circles while you sit in a silver ride vehicle.
  • Goofy’s Sky School – a crazy-mouse style roller coaster
  • Grizzly River Rapids –sit in a giant 8-person floating tube – you will probably get wet – comparable to Kali River Rapids at Animal Kingdom in Florida
  • Guardians of the Galaxy: Mission Breakout – the former Tower of Terror, re-themed to Guardians. More intense and much more fun than Tower. Probably my favourite Disney ride from all 6 US parks…
  • Heimlich’s Chew Chew Train – a little kid train ride, help Heimlich find the candy corn!
  • Incredicoaster – formerly California Screamin’, a high-speed roller coaster with an inversion – opening up at the end of June 2018
  • Jumpin’ Jellyfish – a ride which we’ve actually never been on…
  • The Little Mermaid – sit in a continuous moving seashell as you move along through an Animatronic Cole’s Notes version of the story. Same as one in Magic Kingdom in Florida
  • Luigi’s Rollicking Roadsters – a trackless ride with dancing cars
  • Mater’s Junkyard Jamboree – Mater will sing to you as you sit in a tractor doing a hoedown. It’s cute, kind of whips you around a bit.
  • Mickey’s Fun Wheel – a Ferris wheel. Two options – regular or swinging. Lots of puking in the swinging cars…. currently being rethemed for Pixar Pier
  • Monsters Inc. Mike & Sulley to the Rescue – a slow moving ride through Monstropolis.
  • Radiator Springs Racers – a racing ride, sit in a 6-person car while you drive through Radiator Springs from Cars. Think Test Track from Epcot in Florida, but better.
  • Silly Symphony Swings – the classic carnival swings ride
  • Soarin’ – same as the ride of the same name in Florida- a motion flight simulator that takes you on a journey around the world to see the sights and smell the scents.
  • Toy Story Midway Mania – a shooting game where you sit in a vehicle wearing 3D glasses. Same as the ride of the same name in Florida
  • Tuck and Roll’s Drive ‘Em Buggies – bumper cars located in the Bug’s Life Land

The Ears Necessities

Hey, this is Luke.

Fallon often asks me to do some writing on her blog. I write for a living, so you’d think this would come easily. When I get to typing the words flow pretty easily. The trouble is I’m oft inspiration-ally challenged.

When I’m not working, I don’t want to freelance. Even this is like pulling teeth with salad tongs right now. I want to try hard. But I just… can’t.

That said, the easiest way to find out about someone is to get them riffing on something they’re passionate about. At a party with strangers and want to cut some awkward silence? Ask a few open-ended questions, build off the responses of the person you’re yakking with, then once you pinpoint what they like – keep the conversation going along that route until you can get more snacks or find a dog to pet.

So I’m going to open up HUGE here and say I like music.

Music?!?

WHAT?@?!?!?@!?@

I can’t believe it! Music? Really? Shit. Nobody likes music. You wild sonofagun. Bet you’re into breathing air too huh chum?

Yup.  Music. Music songs. Music sounds. Melodies. Hooks. Etc.

So many songs are synonymous with Disney.

So many catchy little diddies. And they start digging their earworm roots into our memory spheres Tripledent Gum style when we’re wee little ones.

I can hear the steel drums of Under the Sea as I type this. And it’s so simple to pivot to the next classic track. All you need is the right phrase. Try the grey stuff it’s delicious. Prince Ali, fabulous he. MWAH ZABENYA (or whatever they say).

Before we left on this most recent wedding/marathon/Eat-All-The-Things-We-Got-A-Tables-In Wonderland-Card Trip – I put together a Disney playlist.

Wanna get excited for the trip? Throw on this Disney Playlist and sing along.
Had a lousy day where you just want to feel like Patrick Warburton is there to say “Nice job, pal!”? Disney Playlist

Need a third thing for a blog post because things are conveniently funnier in threes? Disney Playlist can do that!

So there it is. Songs from movies. TV theme songs from our youth. A couple bangers from the Black Panther Soundtrack. Even tracks from the rides themselves cause you can’t not have Grim Grinning Ghosts amiright?

What songs would you add? Leave a comment and let us know. Keep in mind that Let It Go is totally on this playlist like 3 or 4 times or something. This Disney Playlist hakunas some serious matata.

And if there’s any specific topic you’d like me to write about – ask Fallon. She’ll let me know and I’ll give it a go in 2022 or so.

Peace/ Love. Hang 10.

Luke

Disneyland Rides

  • Alice in Wonderland – a slow-moving dark ride that takes you through scenes from the movie, over 3 and a half minutes long – much better than I was expecting it to be (but I wasn’t expecting much)
  • Astro Orbiter – same as the one at Magic Kingdom in Florida (only on ground level instead of requiring an elevator ride). A spinning rocket ride that is a tight squeeze for 2 adults
  • Autopia – drive a car along a guided path. Similar to Tomorrowland Speedway at Magic Kingdom. Basically Go-Karts, but infinitely less fun (unless you’re like, 6)
  • Big Thunder Mountain – one of my favourites, a roller coaster described as the wildest ride in the wilderness! Decently fast, some good turns and bumps but not overly intense. Very similar to the ride of the same name at Magic Kingdom (I find the California one slightly better)
  • Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters – a shooting style game to defeat evil Emperor Zurg. Very similar to the one at Magic Kingdom, but Disneyland’s wins because the guns can come out of their holsters giving you better accuracy.
  • Casey Jr. Circus Train – a train for little kids
  • Davy Crockett Explorer Canoes
  • Dumbo – the classic elephant ride
  • Enchanted Tiki Room – a show with some of the first animatronics ever. All the birds sings words and the flowers croon, in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room. Don’t forget to grab a Dole Whip before heading inside to eat during the show! Also – California’s is better than Florida’s because of the pre-show before entering the building.
  • Finding Nemo Submarine – an actual submarine ride, little kids love it, anyone with claustrophobia will not.
  • Gadget’s Go- Coaster – a beginner roller coaster that lasts less than a minute. Based on Gadget Hackwrench from Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers
  • Haunted Mansion –a slow, continuous-moving through a highly themed haunted house – focuses more on details and theming than jump scares. Watch out for hitchhiking ghosts!
  • Indiana Jones’ Adventure – a bumpy adventure with Indy. Very similar ride system to Dinosaur from Animal Kingdom, but this is much better. Queue line is fantastic
  • It’s A Small World – a slow moving boat ride through all the stereotypes of Earth while the most annoying song ever created plays on repeat.
  • Jungle Cruise – a pun-tastic boat tour through an animatronic-animal jungle. You’ll groan, but also enjoy it.
  • King Arthur Carousel – just a standard merry-go-round, located in Fantasyland
  • Mad Tea Party – the classic spinning teacups ride
  • Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh – ride through the Hundred Acre Wood in a honeypot. Watch out for Heffalumps and Woozles.
  • Mark Twain Riverboat – a large, slow moving boat ride around the Rivers of America (12 minutes). A 1955 original
  • Matterhorn Bobsleds – a rough roller coaster
  • Monorail – the first daily operating monorail in the Western Hemisphere, has two stops – inside Disneyland and Downtown Disney
  • Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride – a 1955 Original ride, a slow-moving ride – just be careful you don’t get stuck in Hell.
  • Peter Pan – soar over London and travel to Neverland in a flying pirate ship.
  • Pinocchio’s Daring Journey – another 1955 original slow-moving ride that tells the story of Pinocchio
  • Pirates of the Caribbean – the last ride Walt himself oversaw, the ride that inspired a film franchise. Much better in California compared to Florida.
  • Roger Rabbit’s Car Toon Spin – a dark ride based on Who Framed Roger Rabbit, ride in a a taxi which you can spin
  • Snow White’s Scary Adventure – another 1955 original – a slow moving ride that is basically a Cole’s notes version of Snow White
  • Space Mountain – high speed roller coaster in the dark. I prefer the ride vehicles in California over Florida (side by side as opposed to single file)
  • Splash Mountain – classic log flume ride. I prefer the ride vehicles in Florida – you get much wetter in California and the story doesn’t flow as well
  • Star Tours – a Star Wars themed motion simulator – same as the one in Florida
  • Storybook Canal Boats – a slow moving boat ride that passes by miniature versions of lands from Disney movies
  • Tarzan’s Treehouse – a walk-through attraction

Festival of Holidays – November 10, 2017

I was so excited that our trip coincided with the start of Festival of the Holidays at Disney’s California Adventure – I finally got to try some Disney food booths!

We headed to DCA on the very first day of the festival. We had scoped out the menus for the various booths, and were very excited to sample some food! I was also an annual pass holder at the time, so I was eligible to purchase a Sip and Savor Pass – I was pretty excited about it. This pass cost $45, and contained 8 tear-off tabs to be used on any non-alcoholic item at the booths, on any day for the duration of the festival (November 10, 2017 – January 7, 2018). I had already pulled off one tab from the bottom before I remembered to take a picture of it… 

To break even on this pass, we had to purchase 8 items worth at least $5.63 – most items cost more than that so I wasn’t concerned with that and I knew it would be a good deal in the end to have purchased this pass.

We decided to start at the “A Twist on Tradition” booth, and ordered the Reuben Potato Smash – with Russian dressing and rye toast crumble ($6.75 if paying out of pocket)

This sounded very strange, and I wasn’t completely sure what to expect from it, but I was very pleasantly surprised and really enjoyed it! The potatoes were like tater tots (but better than most tots I’ve had), and the toppings were all really tasty.

Our next stop was “Classic Crocks and Casseroles” for the Chana Masala with grilled garlic naan ($6.50 if paying out of pocket).

Of all the things we tried at the food booths, this was the most average. It wasn’t bad, it just wasn’t special in any way, and not super flavourful like the Indian food I’m used to. The naan was standard, and worked great for scooping up the chickpeas.

Our third and final stop of the day was at “Blissfully Braised” for the Braised Pork Belly Adobo – with garlic fried rice ($7.50 if paying out of pocket).

Of the three items we tried on this day, this was the clear winner. That garlic rice was fantastic (and we might have ate some with the chana masala – a great combo), and the pork belly was tender and fatty and delicious. I really wish this was on a permanent menu somewhere at Disneyland, I would order this all the time.

We were starting to get full, and we had a dining reservation coming up soon, so we decided to call it quits for the day at the food booths. We were doing really well with getting our value out of the Sip and Savor pass so far – the three items we tried had a total cost of $20.75, leaving us with 5 tabs and $24.25 to break even.

 

January 9, 2017

Our original plan this morning was toget up and be at the park early to try and avoid long wait times. However, once our alarm went I was still really tired after a late night the night before, so I made the decision for us to sleep in a bit more. Luckily our Fastpasses were made for the afternoon, so we weren’t missing any of those by sleeping longer.

Eventually, we did get up and got ready for the day. By the time we reached Hollywood Studios, we didn’t have a ton of time before we’d need to leave for our lunch reservation. We checked the wait times on the app, and headed straight for the Star Wars Launch Bay.

I had just watched all of the Star Wars movies before this trip (8 of them at that point, Rogue One was still in theaters, but we had even saw that before leaving Canada) – so I was really interested in the character meet and greets.

We went to meet Kylo Ren. He wasn’t pleased when I called him Ben and refused to join the First Order.

After meeting Ben Solo, we ran into some Jawas.

Afterwards, we headed out of the park – I know, so much accomplished haha. We caught the boat, and headed over to the Beach/Yacht Club for a lunch reservation at Beaches & Cream <3. I love these resorts, I think they are so pretty!

I also took a picture of Sea Breeze Point. I was aware of Disney weddings at the time, and I thought this was such a gorgeous venue – I had no idea I’d actually be getting married there 366 days after taking this picture (Luke and I weren’t even engaged yet at this point)!

After lunch, it was time to head back to the park to do some Fastpasses!

Since it was the middle of the afternoon, the Photopass lineups were not too bad at all, so we stopped for some pictures before heading in to the park.

Once we entered the park, we stopped at a bunch of Photopass Photographers, because I have a weird thing with trying to justify the cost (even though I can’t imagine not having Photopass on a WDW trip…)

We had heard rumours about The Great Movie Ride being on the chopping block, so we wanted to make sure we went on it in case it was gone by the next time we took a trip to WDW (it closed in August 2017, so this was a good move on our part). The line was a little longer than I typically will wait, but we did it anyways. Posted time said 45 minutes, it was closer to 30. I am glad we got to on it once before it was shut down.

We were now getting close to the end of our window for Rock N’ Roller Coaster. I don’t love this ride, but I don’t hate it either. I’m just a weird height where my ears slam back and forth from side to side against the safety bar, and since I was dealing with severe psoriasis on my head/ears/neck at the time,  I got off the ride in pain.

Since Luke had made me suffer through that ride, I made him suffer through more Photopass pictures haha.

We were within our Tower of Terror window by this point, which is a ride we both love (although I fought pretty hard against going on it during our first trip to Disneyland haha)

We left Sunset Boulevard, and found another Photopass photographer.

We headed over to Star Tours for our third and final Fastpass of the day. We both love this ride, and it’s always worth going on at least once every trip for us. Plus the queue is fantastic – sometimes I’m a little sad that the Fastpass line moves along so quickly…. I’m also a big fan of the personalization they offer with some of the rides now – notice the names on the screen behind this guy 😉

I really wanted to meet Chewbacca, so we checked the app and saw that the wait time was fairly short so we headed in that direction and got into line.

What a great meet and greet! Chewie is so huggable, and you couldn’t wipe the grin off my face afterwards.

We ran into some Jawas afterwards.

We spent some time looking around at the Star Wars stuff,  until it was time for us to check in for the Star Wars dessert party.

After the fireworks were over, we headed out to the buses and caught our bus back to Saratoga Springs. We weren’t sure if there would be enough non-dessert type food at the party to hold us over, so we had made a reservation at The Turf Club for late that night. Once we finished eating, we walked back to our room and fell asleep almost instantly.

Next: Animal Kingdom, January 10th Part One

 

 

 

Walt Disney World Tips & Hacks

  1. Entrance at Animal Kingdom backed up/busy? Keep to the extreme left after going through security and enter the Rainforest Cafe restaurant, then turn right and head straight through the gift shop. You will be in a little courtyard/bar area – there will be a Cast Member and a scan-in station to enter the park.
  2. The doors in the haunted mansion open to let you onto the ride are underneath the stretchy photo of the ballerina. You can see a red light on the wall.
  3. There’s a very quiet washroom in Epcot in Future World West. The entrance is a double sliding glass door in between Fountain View (Starbucks) and Club Cool, but is not marked with a bathroom sign. You an also find some tables/couches and plug-ins in here, and it’s never too busy. Update September 2019 – this entire area is now under construction as part of Epcot’s multi-year renovation, so currently this tip is useless. RIP Club Cool.
  4. Some quick service restaurants offer mobile ordering. It’s very easy to use, and can save you a lot of time. Aloha Isle in Magic Kingdom is one place that offers it – the line was easily 20 minutes long when I went to grab a Dole Whip, so I pulled out my phone, mobile ordered one and had it in my hand in about 3 minutes. There will be marked signs for separate lines for pickup.
  5. Disney transportation is great, but sometimes you don’t want to wait for a bus. Lyft and Uber are great, and it’s never too expensive to get around on site.
  6. The entrance to Magic Kingdom can get pretty busy. Sometimes it’s faster to walk from the Contemporary Resort – they have a separate security line and entrance. This tip is entirely based on where you are coming from though.
  7. Speaking of the Contemporary – they have a great quick service restaurant named Contempo Cafe. It takes less than 10 minutes to walk from Magic Kingdom over to the Contemporary, and it’s a great way to escape the crowds of the park while enjoying some good, cheap food – we had a great flatbread pizza for under $10. Also – peanut butter pie.
  8. If you have time, it’s so worth it to take an Uber or Lyft to a nearby Walmart. We found great Disney souvenirs – magnets/key chains for $1, tshirts for $12, hoodies for $25, hats for $12, etc. This is over half price of what you would pay in the parks for something similar. You can also pick up cheap bottled water, which you are allowed to bring into the parks with you. We start every trip with a Walmart run, and it’s never more than $10-$15 for the Uber.
  9. Toward the end of the night, Disney will inflate the wait times for the more popular rides. We once entered the queue for a ride at Disneyland 15 minutes before the park closed. The posted wait time was 120 minutes. We were on in less than 20. They keep the posted time high so cast members don’t have to deal with 2 actual hours worth of people at the end of the night.
  10. Most of the best food is found outside the parks at the resorts. You do not need to be staying at a hotel in order to eat at their restaurants. From Animal Kingdom, head to Animal Kingdom Lodge for Boma or Saana. From Magic Kingdom, see #7 above, or #11 below. From Hollywood Studios or Epcot, head to the Beach Club Resort for Beaches and Cream, or see #12.
  11. If Magic Kingdom gets super busy & you need a drink – there’s a tiki themed bar at the Polynesian Resort called Trader Sams (kid friendly until 8pm) where the bar itself kind of comes to life when certain drinks are ordered. Decent food too.
  12. One of our favourite hidden gems is Crew’s Cup Lounge at the Yacht Club Resort. It’s a quick walk from Epcot (or a boat ride from Hollywood Studios). It’s a bar/lounge, so no reservations accepted. The food is fantastic and much cheaper than the signature restaurant (Yachtsman’s Steakhouse) it shares a kitchen with. Luke loved his burger here.
  13. After using your pre-selected 3 Fastpasses, you can grab a 4th, 5th, etc one at a time. We’ve found they never offer up the great ones right away – grab any of the ones being offered using your app, then click modify. As you keep refreshing, you will usually get different options. We’ve grabbed many tier 1 rides using this method.
  14. There’s a Starbucks in each park where you can get pretty neat park specific You Are Here mugs.
  15. The parks are least busy the first 2 hours of the day. If you can get there around then you’ll walk right onto rides for the first hour or so. They get most busy around noon-2.
  16. All quick service food locations will give you a free glass of filtered ice water – you just need to ask!
  17. Thirsty at Epcot but you’re craving pop/soda? Head over to Club Cool where you can sample some Coca-Cola products from around the world! The little sample cups are small, but by the time you try each kind you’ll have had enough pop. It’s all free to try! Update September 2019 – Club Cool has been closed as part of the multi-billion dollar Epcot renovation. RIP.
  18.  Wear your best shoes. The parks are large and you will walk 20,000+ steps per day.
  19. Kids tend to have sensory overload sugar infused dehydration meltdowns between 2-4 pm. Take an afternoon break back at your hotel room for naps, pool time, etc.
  20. Avoid the park that has Extra Magic Hours – it might seem like the park to choose for the day, but everyone has that idea, making that park busier.
  21. At Hollywood Studios, most people are running to Toy Story Midway Mania or Rock N’ Roller Coaster at rope drop. Head to Tower of Terror instead, and you’ll walk on with zero wait (just make sure you have a Fastpass for Toy Story or RNR Coaster for later in the day if you want to ride).
  22. Save your phone battery a bit – open up your My Disney Experience app and take a screenshot of your Fastpasses/dining reservations for the day, then set it as your lock screen. You won’t need to keep unlocking your phone and opening the app to check on the times for your reservations (trust me, you’ll be so over stimulated by the parks that you won’t remember the exact times of everything)
  23. Looking for a quieter place to sit down or get out of the crowds for a few minutes? In Animal Kingdom, our favourite place for this is Nomad Lounge. In Hollywood Studios, head to One Man’s Dream, a little museum-type building filled with history on Walt. For Epcot, see tip #3. Magic Kingdom – head to the Carousel of Progress, Country Bear Jamboree, Enchanted Tiki Room or the Peoplemover.
  24. Don’t skip Disney Springs. It has undergone millions of dollars in changes over the past few years, and it is fantastic. Any food option you can think of, the largest Disney store in the World, etc.
  25. At Disney Springs, check out Uniqlo. They have Disney-branded clothing at a fraction of the cost that the parks charge (tshirts for $15, etc)
  26. Chocolate pecan pie from Homecomin’. Good fucking lord, one of the most delicious things I’ve ever put into my mouth. And yes, I needed to swear there. It’s that amazing.
  27. The outside patio by Trader Sam’s at the Polynesian is a great place to watch the Electrical Water Parade. Also Geyser Point at Wilderness Lodge!

The Melting Pot – January 26, 2018

For Luke’s birthday this year, I decided to treat him by taking him to MY favourite restaurant haha. He always enjoys the Melting Pot, so he wasn’t too upset about my choice.

The Melting Pot is a fancy fondue restaurant, with burners set into the tabletops to keep everything warm. You can  choose to do one, two, three or four courses depending on your hunger and budget.

We had just returned from our two week Disney wedding trip, so we were really trying to be budget-friendly with eating out, so we decided to skip the classic 4-course meal we typically get at the Melting Pot. They were offering a promotion called the “Crave” combo, which gave us a choice of a cheese fondue and a chocolate fondue to share, along with a salad for each of us for $25/person.

We started with drinks!

We each drove our own vehicles to the restaurant (Luke met me there from work), so my drink was non-alcoholic (Alberta has a strange thing where there are two levels of Class 5 licenses, I’ve just never gone to get my advanced one, and as such I have a zero tolerance policy for alcohol on my license). Luke enjoyed the Whiskey Thistle – Jameson Irish Whiskey, white peach syrup, raspberries, fresh lemon and Sprite, $11.50. I went with my trusty favourite, the Strawberry Basil Lemonade – a light and tasty blend of fresh strawberries, basil and lemonade, $7.50. I typically have the recommended shot of strawberry vodka added to it, but kept it non-alcoholic this time.

I did have a sip of Luke’s, and it was quite delicious! I still prefer my choice, but it’s also one of my favourite restaurant cocktails anywhere…

Our first course was the cheese fondue. We’ve tried a few different kinds, but always seem to come back to the Spinach Artichoke – featured Cheeses: Butterkäse, Fontina,  Melted with: Fresh spinach, artichoke hearts, garlic.

For those who have never been, they actually melt the cheese in front of you. Your server will turn on the burner on your table once they take your order, and there is usually already an empty pot sitting on there. They come out with a tray containing all of the ingredients required for your requested cheese fondue, and they mix it all at your table. They pour in oil, then add the shredded cheeses, lots of garlic, chopped spinach, artichoke hearts, a few drops of tobasco sauce, etc and stir it all up until the cheese is melted.

The server also brings out the dippers for the cheese at the same time – we’ve had a bit of variation with these items over the years, but for the most part it’s been consistent. On this trip we received two types of bread, granny smith apples, broccoli, cauliflower and cherry tomatoes. On various past visits, we have had baby carrots, tortilla chips and a third type of bread (although this was our first time seeing the tomatoes – it might be based on what’s in season, what’s in stock right now or just the items that came with the Crave promotional package we had chosen).

We always end up asking for more apples, they are so good with the cheese! We typically finish off all the dippers with this course, and today was no exception – we handed back empty dishes to our server 🙂 We are also pretty good at getting every last bit of cheese out of that pot haha.

Next up was the salad course. We were each allowed to pick our own salad – we rarely switch this up, and order the same thing every time…

I love their Caesar Salad – Romaine lettuce, shredded Parmesan cheese, croutons and Parmesan-encrusted pine nuts with Caesar dressing. Their dressing tastes house-made, and it’s elevated even more by sprinkling some of their Wine and Garlic seasoning on top. I’m not a huge pine nut fan (I know, they are really expensive, but I don’t like most nuts), so I usually pick those off and put them on Luke’s salad. Their croutons appear to be house-made as well, and they are very generous with the shredded parmesan!

Luke ordered the Melting Pot House Salad – Romaine and Iceberg lettuce, cheddar cheese, fresh tomatoes, croutons, and sliced egg with your choice of peppercorn ranch dressing or our Sweet & Tangy House Dressing.

He opted for the peppercorn ranch dressing. This is his go-to salad every time we go to the Melting Pot, he always finishes it and really enjoys it.

Our third and final course for this meal was the chocolate! Again, we’ve tried a few different kinds but always come back to our favourite, the Flaming Turtle – milk chocolate melted with caramel and candied pecans.

The Flaming part of its name comes from the presentation of it being flambed at the table. The server stirs until the flames have disappeared, and then pours in the candied pecans.

I’m always impressed by the variety on the tray of dippers they bring. This one had cheesecake, pound cake, brownies, blondies, melon, strawberries, bananas, oreo-coated marshmallows and graham-cracker coated marshmallows.

Some of these (the cheesecake especially) don’t work great on your fondue spear, but your server leaves a spoon so you can drizzle the chocolate fondue over top of it. I also find the marshmallows too large to stick in my mouth at one time, so I like to chop them in half before dipping them into chocolate. We always eat everything on this plate, and then ask for more fruit and marshmallows (I seriously can’t get enough of them with those coatings!).

At some point, Luke got a beer and I really wanted a root beer – I didn’t take any pictures.

Overall, it was another successful trip to the Melting Pot, and I left feeling full even without the fourth course.

Tony’s Town Square – December 30, 2017

For our first meal on our trip, we decided to try something new and made a reservation at Tony’s Town Square. It was December 30th, and we figured the park would be really busy, so we really wanted to make sure we had an ADR. We made it for quite late, just to give ourselves wiggle room in case our flight was delayed (which turned out to be a good call – we were never in danger of missing our reservation, but our flight was over an hour late).

We checked in, and had a bit of a wait before being called. We were eventually led to a 4-top table in the back corner, and handed our menus.

We were brought a plate of bread with some oil while we read over the menu. We were both really hungry after a day of traveling, and we crushed the bread fairly quickly and then said yes to a second plate haha. I really enjoyed the spices/seasoning that was mixed in with the oil (although I’m fairly certain it was just basic Italian seasoning).

We decided that since it was the first night of our wedding trip, we would do something we’ve never done at a restaurant before – order a bottle of wine! #treatyoself Keep in mind, I’m fussy with wine, and the only way I’d agree to drinking any of this was if it was a really sweet wine – so Luke, being the great husband he is (although he was still technically just my fiancé at this point), agreed to split a bottle of Moscato with me.

Coppo Moncalvina Moscato d’Asti, Piedmont – refreshing aromas and flavours of tropical fruit and sugar cane with a touch of acidity on the finish – $39/bottle

This was really good Moscato! It was nice and sweet, just the way I like my wine, without being sickly sweet over the course of a bottle. I don’t understand the language they use to describe wine, I can never taste the difference between different kinds of fruits used – obviously I’m not a wine connoisseur seeing as I only drink Moscato haha. We had no issues finishing this bottle off (Luke drank way more than I did, I’m such a lightweight haha), and it wasn’t too expensive at all for restaurant prices!

For food, we skipped appetizers (as we almost always do), and went straight for entrees. Luke went for the Chicken Parmigana – lightly breaded chicken breast with melted mozzarella and Tony’s Marinara Sauce over spaghetti $26.

The spaghetti was nothing special, the sauce was basic but the chicken was cooked well.

My eyes were larger than my belly, and I ordered the Italian Trio – three classic favourites on one dish. Chciken Parmigiana, baked rigatoni and fettucine alfredo $32.

I’m not a huge fan of alfredo sauce typically, but this was really good! The chicken parm was standard, but tasty and the baked rigatoni was surpisingly one of the stars of this entire plate. I expected the bowl of baked rigatoni to be fairly basic, but it was so good!

There’s really nothing special about the food at this restaurant, but overall it was tasty and hit the spot. We had been led to believe that this restaurant wasn’t very good, so we went in with very low expectations – and we ended up being pleased with it! There’s no mistaking this place for fine dining, and there’s definitely better options on property, but I’m glad we went there and tried it – and we wouldn’t mind going back again..

The restaurant itself is really cute, with lots of Lady & the Tramp references (as seen on the menu above). The walls were decorated in artwork from the movie, and there was a giant fountain in the restaurant which was adorable.

The total cost of our meal was $100.11 – this included an 18% tip and a 20% discount thanks to Tables in Wonderland.

I purchased a Tables in Wonderland card for the first time ever (seeing as this was my first trip to WDW as an annual pass holder, it was the first time I was ever eligible for the card). The cost to purchase a TIW card is $150 (no tax), but it will allow you to save 20% on food and alcohol at many restaurants on property.  It does add an auto-gratuity to your check of 18%, but Luke and I tend to tip that much anyways. Also, parties of 6 or more have the 18% auto-gratuity added on even without a TIW card, and we knew almost every meal during the entire second week of our vacation would be with at least 6 people at a time.

I wanted to track the numbers and see how much we ended up saving by purchasing the card, so the numbers will be shared at the bottom of each review 🙂 Keep in mind I didn’t calculate the 18% gratuity in the cost to break even, since we would have been paying that anyways.

Tables in Wonderland Original Cost: $150                                              Break Even Point Before this Meal: $150                                                        Savings this Meal: $19.40                                                                                            Total until Breaking Even: $130.60

We also had done up a spreadsheet with estimated food costs per meal, and came on this trip planning to spend a little over $2600 on food (which is so much money, we were hoping to keep that lower, but at the same time not deny ourselves whatever we wanted since it was our wedding/honeymoon). I’ll be including those numbers at the bottom of each post as well so you can see how well we did with our estimations. Also – our estimated costs did NOT include tips, that was a separate calculation, and I will not be including tips in the actual cost listed here either.

Predicted food budget: $2631.67                                                                             Estimated Cost of this meal: $15(WestJet) + $37.87 (Pop Food Court) + $101.18 (Tony’s) = $154.05                                                                       Actual Cost: $19.48(WestJet) +$0 (Pop Food Court) + $82.65 (Tony’s) = $102.13                                                                                       Over/Under: Under by $51.92                                                                     Remaining: $2579.75

Next meal: Narcoossee’s Brunch