- It’s not that I’m ad because I don’t understand people. I’m sad because I do.
- The world rewards extrovert behaviour… but all the VIPs are in private luxury boxes.
- Amazing feeling: when you find an article of clothing you thought your pet had peed on, but find out it just got some water on it instead.
- I’m starting to feel better, but not recovered to the point where I’m gonna pass on a can of ginger ale.
- Why am I so transfixed by primetime melodramas that I won’t watch for 6 year but then will be all “Oh hey – this serial killer procedural is on” *loses 48 minutes*
- Weird how we forget that we aren’t required to be on Facebook
- Loki isn’t dead. He’s the Hulk somehow. Book it.
- I hate when people ask me what I want to do because the actual answer I’m not allowed to go with is “eat brunch”.
- I celebrate the birthdays of rides at Disneyland. This is my life now.
- I hate being sick
- Being sick is the worst
- Well… maybe not the worst worst. More like the 37th worst.
- Cause being sick isn’t worse than having soaking wet socks or getting cancer or the music of 21 Pilots.
- Being sick is slightly better than being in line behind someone who’s paying with a cheque in 2019 or blindly loving the next big thing on Netflix.
- You can only spit green for so many days before you just want to light your lungs on fire.
- I can only name like 6 of the 7 dwarfs but can never remember who I forget. Let’s see Grumpy, Dopey, Doc, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy and… that guy. Sneezy. Dang. Never would’ve thought Sneezy was the one I wouldn’t remember.
- The most hilarious part of being sick is that moment where you think you’re getting better right before you get a coughing fit that ends in a heave.
- Buckley’s – it tastes awful, and it works. And that’s okay if you can save an additional 15%.
- I don’t care whether someone stands or kneels during the national anthem at a hockey game. It’s only still there because it ensures revenue from 1 extra commercial break anyhow.
- I feel like my cat thinks it’s job is to wake me up if he thinks I’m about to have a bad dream in the middle of the night. Even though sometimes he interrupts me when I’m recording a podcast with Ryan Nugent-Hopkins at a grocery store.
- A good way to wind down is to take 5 minutes away from it all and focus on deep relaxed diaphragmatic breathing. A good way to get wound up is to realize you can’t really do this too often without looking kinda crazy.
- A dog’s love is unconditional and a cat’s love is some conditional
- A restaurant I love shared a photo I took on their feed and now I completely understand Instagram food photos.
- Do records really sound better than CDs/high quality streaming? Or do people prefer them because it forces you to stop and just enjoy the music until it’s time to flip?
- If I had 101 Dalmations I’d 100% name one Dog Wick
- Sure social contact is nice, but have you ever had some really great soup?
- Perrier: for when you want a water, but also want it to be kinda spicy too.
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